Here We Go
January 19, 2006Planet midsummer
‘I mean all of these sightings of midsummer must be down to bad water or a brain defect or something. I couldn’t believe in Him even if I tried.’ (Elton Proud)
Religion In midsummer’s World
- Midsummerist 38%
(416,733,534 believers)- Couchedist 19%
(208,366,767 believers)- Puttedism 3%
(32,900,015 believers)- Shikariity 17%
(186,433,423 believers)- Spokedity 18%
(197,400,095 believers)- Twinjetism 5%
(54,833,359 believers)
Population : 1,096,667,197
World Ends : 7th Jun 2016
Nuclear Capable : Armenia, Bhutan, Bolivia, Brunei, Germany, Kenya, Kiribati, Nepal, Solomon Islands, United States
Nuked Countries : Brunei, Kenya, Solomon Islands
midsummer’s Wrath!!
- In order to punish those who did not believe in Him, midsummer decided to release an army of mutant-seals onto the shores of Central African Republic. There would have been more casualties if it were not for the seal’s lousy teeth. In fact the only person to die was Cain Augustine. And that was only because they were frail as high hell.
- ‘Who is it amongst your World Leaders that keeps farting so offensively? Let it be known that until we find the culprit I will be pouring masses and vinegar and spolit beef into the water supply of Eritrea.
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The Anti-midsummer
The Anti-midsummer was Eubanks Leeche a 34-year-old man from Chad.
The Saviour
midsummer’s son Mitchell Avery appeared above the clouds and proclaimed ‘You had all better believe in me otherwise my dear Father midsummer will come and spank your damn ass raw!’.
This is the End
Out of absolutely nowhere Planet X returned and smashed into the Earth causing the End for everything on our planet.
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